Today I shared my weekend mouse adventures with a group of 2nd graders I was teaching. One of the boys told me that it was mean to trap and kill a mouse and I shouldn't do that because he likes mice.
I told him, "The mouse is already dead."
He said to me, "Then why don't you sew his head back on his body?"
I said, "It won't work that way, because #1, I'm not sewing any mouse back together, and #2, his heart no longer works."
He said, "Then why don't you take out your heart and put it into his body so he can live again?"
I said, "Because then I wouldn't be alive anymore and I want to keep living."
He said, "Then take out your husband's heart and put it where yours used to be so you can keep living."
I said, "But then my husband wouldn't have a heart and be alive, and I would be really sad."
He said matter-of-factly, "Then go find a new husband."
:) I'm going to miss these "insightful" conversations...
Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha. That is awesome. I love working with kids.
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